What Hath Nature Wrought?

Okay, exploding frogs? How long are we going to let natural processes destroy the planet? We have to do something. Key quote “toads’ entrails are propelled for up to a metre (3.2ft).” How can we revolt against baby seal clubbing when we sit idly by and allow amphibians to spontaneously erupt? Surely these explosive toads are somehow the victims of the failed Bush second term. There has got to be a link the the Greenhouse Effect. Maybe this is the result of new and undiscovered ozone hole that has opened over Germany. We have to immediately scale back on gas consumption and ban SUVs. The Kyoto Protocol must be enacted now or this horrible plague could spread to other lower life forms. How would you feel if your dog or cat burst like a hamster in a microwave?

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