“I was listening to Saint-Saens while sipping a fine Cabernet Sauvignon on a lazy Saturday afternoon.” You know, there are some things that, no matter how excellent they are, just cannot be said without sounding like a snot. Sadly, this is one of them.

Don’t follow the first link if you don’t want some serious spoilers on the next Star Wars movie! The dude who runs Ain’t It Cool News claims to have gotten a sneak peek at Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. Without giving away what he says, let me just say that it renews my hope in the Star Wars saga. Also, take a look at Star Wars meets Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Great (or is it g-r-a-t-e?) stuff! Warning, some of the language and content on those site is not very nice.

All your base are belong to us. Really. No kidding, they are.